Voltaire's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[My Job]

Not bad

I really liked the part where the customers asked stupid questions, it reminded me of Clerks.

[Souped-up Civic]

One of my all time favorites

This has been one of my favorites for a long time I just never got around to reviewing it. I was just reminded of this movie because someone in the bbs was asking which $1500 set of rims he should put on his truck, damn people waste money on stupid shit.

[Naked With Apes: Day 6]

I don't know what to say

the animation is pretty poor and it doesnt make any sense, but for some reason i love this series!

[Naked With Apes: Day 1-2]

Not too shabby

It was longer than 10 seconds, it didnt have sticks, and had a plot, thats more than can be said for about 95% of the portal so i comend you on that. I really like how you actuallly have a plot that seems to be going anywhere. Also, good musical choice, and for the person who asked, the song in the maze was Radiohead "Idioteque"

Rhete responds:

And it'll have a "plot" until the very end

[*Out Of This World 1*]

Great translation of the game

That was really good, looked just like the game... a really great game at that. keep it up

[Scrap Book: Bohh vs. Nosu]

That was great!

It reminds me of To Kill an Assasin, only with more animation. I think this is the best animation I have seen yet.

[ride]

Beautiful

I give it an 11 for style

[To kill an assassin]

great style

Normally I would give a bad rating for something with as little animation as this, but it actually works with your style. Great drawings and an actual story, thats pretty rare in the portal. I don't care for Rammstein but it fits. All in all one of the best movies on Newgrounds.

[The Ivy and Doll Show]

Nice Work

Just one thing, if any one has seen the comics by Johnen Vasquez then you will notice that its awfully similar to his style, and the knifes at the beginning look almost exactly like the ones on the cover of and issue of Johnny The Homicidal Maniac. Besides that, nicely done.